Monday, 5 March 2012

!!!THIS IS THE STUFF THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY!!!

STUFF THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY*
*DISCLAIMER THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT ANYBODY SO DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL (EXCEPT #5)



OK so I'm so I'm so in love with random music and i was listening to this song and the lyrics go like: 
"This is the stuff that drives me crazy
This is the stuff that's getting to me lately 
This is the stuff that gets under my skin" 
And i suddenly got inspiration to blog!!! therefore here is my personal list of stuff that has been 
driving me crazy lately! ENJOY

1. LIARS AND PRETENDERS

I'm not going to lie... I LIE! quiet a bit actually, but i lie to get out of trouble, and I'm always in some kind of trouble like:
Friend: "Mimi, did you eat my chocolate."
Me: "No, I think somebody from the next room stole it"

So call it a double standard or hypocrisy but i hate liars, not people who lie like me (that is sooo understandable!!! and acceptable) but people who lie to impress me or to look better, or about places they have been or how how rich they are. Like honestly I'm not going to like you any better because you  went for a fake holiday in Haiti or because you claim to be tight with some local celeb you have a pic with on Facebook. even worse is people who when you are together they act normal and then some fly/rich/foreign person shows up and they transform into a complete stranger you have never met, aahhh! its so annoying! OH and the ones i HATE THE MOST! those people (especially girls) who act like they are your bff and then next thing you know they are broadcasting fake stories of your life all over the place! wow! i feel so annoyed just thinking about such people. If you feel like you need to lie about yourself or pretend just to impress other people, maybe you need to look for new friends that don't make you feel so insecure or you need a serious self-esteem makeover. and if you feel like you need to be two-faced about your friends my advice to you is: jump off a cliff! ha! ha! I'm just kidding. I really don't know know what you can do, I'm not here to give advice, just to complain

2. STUPID ADULTS

OMG! There is nothing that pisses me off more than grown people who are complete idiots, i guess what annoys me about them is that i cant do anything about it because i have to be respectful. With stupid people your age, u can just tell them and they can try and fix it, or you will feel better just telling them even if they don't change. but with stupid adults, you cant do or say anything, they are stupid for life so i just bury it and boil up inside. Examples of stupid adults grown people that gossip about people who are young enough to be their kids, people who talk to people that are younger than them like they are 12!? utter stupidity... cant stand it 

3.STUBBORN MEN

OK so this is another double standard because i am very stubborn but I'm a girl. I'm supposed to be stubborn. Guys on the other hand ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STUBBORN especially where girls are concerned! for example if a girl is moody and stops talking to a guy, a guy is supposed to try and find out whats up? that's what every girl is expecting him to do. and its not like guys don't know that! they do! but they are so damn stubborn saying "oh she thinks I'm going to call her, I'm not going to suck up to her" and then you both end up suffering weeks of silence and looking at your phone just cause your to stubborn to be sweet. Stubborn men are like breast cancer, terrorising and killing women.

4. KNOW-IT-ALLS

I know some people really want to be helpful, they always have a word of inspiration and encouragement and wisdom. they know exactly how to solve your life's problems and understand exactly what you are going through. Nobody is that wise, those people need to shut up, cause if their advice wasn't asked for it probably wasn't really needed. secondly if you look at these peoples lives, they never use their own advice, everybody finds them annoying and they are normally lonely. Know-it-alls are those empty vessels that make a lot of noise... they drive me nuts.

5. MY SCHOOL CAFETERIA

I have no words for my school cafeteria...... no words.....

So there you have it! feel free to comment what drives you nuts in the comment box below :)
 

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

I GIVE UP ON YOU!!!!!!!!


I GIVE UP ON YOU!!!

I turned 20 a couple days ago and that got me thinking about my future goals and plans, you know the ideal "model-me" I want to be in a couple of years. I have been having goals ever since I hit puberty and yes some of them I have achieved and I am very proud of myself for doing that. But there are other goals i make every single year, every week and sometimes every day that I NEVER ACHIEVE... EVER! Thoughts of these "things" resulted in me making this list of goals/ambitions/ideals i may as well (and in fact will!!!) just give up on.


  1. Being more lady-like


Yes we all know her, the perfect lady with her perfect manners, neat appearance and girly dresses. perfectly combed hair who giggles and all the boys slobber. I have always envied her, (sometimes kind of hated her too) and I've tried! and tried! and tried some more to be like Miss. Ladylike! but *sigh* no avail! I mean c'mon! I'm a last born with two older brothers, tomboyism has been drilled soo deeply into me that its probably a part of my DNA. so I've have decided that i will not suffer the pain of pretense! I will embrace my natural roughness and lack of feminine etiquette. I will get used to the fact that i look better in jeans and t-shirts than i do in frills and bows, which is totally OK!!!  (just don't tell my mother about this, it will break her heart, she's been trying to make me a lady for years 20 now!!!).

   





2. FINDING PRINCE CHARMING
The hardest thing I have ever had to do is letting go of you  my love!!!

I like guys who are good-looking, not too dark, not too light. he must dress well but still have a certain ruggedness to him. he should mumble when he talks and everybody knows that he is a bad boy to the core, but when he's with me he is a kitten in my hands. We should have fights that look like scenes from hell but when its all over and I'm heartbroken crying my heart out, he will come back to me crawling and on bent knees, his eyes  glistening as he begs me for my forgiveness. Lets just say i like guys that basically do not exist. yes! i admit i am totally in love with the cliche Prince Charming. Unfourtunatly it may have taken me 2 decades to realise that there is no such thing/person as prince charming *sniffles* so its time i threw him out the window together with being lady-like and be content with the guy that sits next me in Chemistry class. He's not Prince Charming but i suppose he will work just fine! 

  3. LOOKING LIKE A MODEL





Don't snicker like you have never had this dream before! its this whole magazine and media culture! they make you think that everyone in the world has a score of 10 and when u look at yourself in the mirror you feel like your weighing the world down with your unbecoming looks ( which i wont even give a score to!) I'm not even going to lie, there are many times when i get frustrated because i don't look "perfect". What helps a lot though is thinking differently, I mean if i don't walk the streets expecting people to look perfect, then people probably don't expect the same from me. looking presentable will get you by just perfectly. So i am saying goodbye to looking perfect (even when i tried it still wouldn't work). Btw, people in magazines have whole crews plus Photoshop to make them look that awesome so i am going to just let it go!



 
 4. BEING A HARD WORKER
ummm... no we can't!!!???


Yes i know this is something i should not proudly give up on and i'm not proud of it either but lets face it, I am a lazy human being. and i can get things done perfectly well without cracking my head in the process. plus hard work makes me cranky and moody. So i give up on hard work, unless i get poor, being poor terrifies me!!! i'll probably work extremely hard then and only then!



 5. BEING FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE



I honestly say that i think i am a nice and good person. I never intentionally create beef with anyone and whenever i fight i feel awful seconds later. The world unfortunately  is full of haters. it doesn't matter how nice you are to some people, as soon as you turn around they are going to hate on you and on anything u have your weave, your walk, your dress, your talk! BLAH! i can not keep up with haters and i'm over the childhood nonsense of making your friends, your enemies. I am content and totally happy with the hommies I have now, so all haters, enemies and non-friends, its official! i give up on you!


Yeah so that's my list of things I have given up on and wont stress myself about anymore. They are all perfectly good ideals that i truly do admire  but hey! its not for me! from now on i prefer to focus on the more attainable like not sleeping in public , being more daring, being on time... yeah that kind of thing!!! they are soooo totally achievable!!!! 

p.s. sorry for the lame layout, I'm still trying to get a hang off this whole blogger thing!!! have a nice week ya'll!!!



Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Waiting For My Life To Begin at 40 :(: Mimi's Top 5 Ways To Procrastinate Reading For You...

Waiting For My Life To Begin at 40 :(: Mimi's Top 5 Ways To Procrastinate Reading For You...: "OK so I have no idea where I'm getting the time to do this. I have exams in 6 days and stress levels so high its ridiculous!!! Soooo where a..."

Mimi's Top 5 Ways To Procrastinate Reading For Your Exams Without Guilt

OK so I have no idea where I'm getting the time to do this. I have exams in 6 days and stress levels so high its ridiculous!!! Soooo where am I getting the time to start a blog in the middle of all this book work and stress.........!? i have no idea!? So in honor of starting my first blog I've made a list called:

TOP 5 WAYS TO PROCRASTINATE READING FOR YOUR EXAMS WITHOUT GUILT


  1.  Start a blog ( it feels justifiable! your not doing something that's totally useless)
  2. Check your Facebook and update only about school (it makes you look smart)
  3.  Carry your books at all times, even if your not reading them ( I learnt this trick in high school, all the smart kids did it)
  4.  Obsess about what your going to do with all your money when you finally graduate (that's if you graduate, remember your not exactly reading are you!?)
  5.  Watch movies that are vaguely related to your courses e.g. I'm taking Disaster Preparedness and Management, I'm thinking about watching Armageddon hi! hi! 


Obviously I do not encourage you to follow this list, coz you'll probably end up broke and homeless on some street corner, lol! anyways to all those writing exams, HAPPY READING!!!!! AND ALL THE BEST IN YOUR EXAMS!

P.S. DON'T PROCRASTINATE!